Pee before coming home.
Do not, in any circumstances, let yourself pee before the dog pees when you arrive home.
Do not, in any circumstances, let the dog walk around on the rug-free floor in the bathroom while you're, you know...
Ps. Don't take your time doing your thing in a bathroom with motion-sensor lights. Sigh.
1 comment:
ha, ha, had my laugh, now I can go to bed. Thank you Mariah!
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