... I'm so sorry.I didn't mean to leave you unzipped in my camera bag.
I really didn't mean to hurl you onto the floor as I threw my bag over my shoulder.
And I super didn't mean to give you this slight rattle inside your body.
Please speed up your autofocus again for me and last until I can get enough money for your big cousin, the 5D Mark II. Don't take it personally, I know you've been feeling the need for retirement also. I still value your 8.2 megapixels, however, and know that with a decent glass, you'll be worth more money to me than those stupid "cash-for-electronics" people at PPI for a looong time. $240, my rear-end!
That is, if you don't die on me. Tearfully yours,
Mariah
*sniff*