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Dear Crest Spinbrush,

I had once thought that you'd be of no help to me. Please forgive me.

I must admit that my feelings would have been hurt, had I been you; sitting all alone up there in the cupboard and watching Joel's spinbrush get used every single day while you sat there in lonesome silence. I appreciate your good sportsmanship, however, and am grateful for your efficiency and the lack of effort brushing my teeth now requires.

Please continue my tradition of no cavities, as my free dentist-office-toothbrushes have done in the past. I have faith in you.

Love,
Mariah